It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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