just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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