I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
