FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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