I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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