SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
he quoted the bible to break up with me
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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