whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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