Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize