Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize