HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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