last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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