he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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