No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My boob is missing a layer of skin
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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