how can u be prego again
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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