We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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