Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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