that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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