Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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