what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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