Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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