You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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