Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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