suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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