Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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