The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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