ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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