i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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