I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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