sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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