new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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