He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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