why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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