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youre lurking in front of me
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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