do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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