I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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