: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
