What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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