i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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