ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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