we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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