I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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