My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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