you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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