I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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