hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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