i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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