Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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