We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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