love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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