what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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