My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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