Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
