That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
so much tequila, so little girl.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
