You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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