he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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