I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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