I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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